Vince and Elliot McNally visit Rand's 13th favorite town, Huntley, AR. Huntley hosts and boasts the most eating competitions of anywhere else in the nation. Rand McNally once placed second in a hot dog eating contest here. Chatting with the traveling duo is competitive eater Doug "The Disposal" Dillinger (Jared Haverdink).



Jared grew up in an Iowan farm town on the outskirts of society, foraging through the brush for small game. After trading a sufficient number of furs, he traveled to Grand Rapids to learn how to read; Shortly after succeeding, he moved to Chicago, where he has become involved in underground crap shoots. All suitors may find him to offer small gifts at the Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair this summer.