Elliot and Vince McNally venture to the Land of Lincoln and visit the town of Constance, IL. None of the water in Constance flows in any direction, and no one really knows why. Talking to the boys is town DNR representative, lyricist and spiritual leader, Opal Winthrop (Janelle Blasdel).

Guest: Janelle blasdel

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Janelle is a writer and improviser in Chicago where she is an ensemble member at Under The Gun Theater, performing there and around the city. Before moving to Chicago, she trained at the Brave New Workshop Student Union and HUGE Theater in Minneapolis, MN, performing with groups like HorsefaceShortcakesSurvivors of the Undead Plague and the Harold and Close Quarters teams. By day, she writes for an advertising agency. She also sends satire pieces to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency that sometimes don’t get rejected. Every now and then she adds terrible photoshopped Mona Lisas here: Classic Mona Lisa. She grew up in Columbus, IN, and has one word to say about that: ATHENSOFTHEPRAIRIE.