Vince and Elliot McNally visit Barnswallow, SC. Ravaged by incessant antiquers, the citizens of Barnswallow are constantly forced to toil and create their own knick-knacks to sell in their many antique shops. Talking with the brothers is proprietor of the local S&M Antique Shoppe, Wayne King (Jack Van Thomme).

Guest: Jack Van Thomme

Jack Van Thomme is a regular guy, doing regular things in Madison, WI, okay? When he's not doing the greatest Canadian voice you've literally ever heard, he's illustrating a series of comic books with his writing partner. He's also a semi-regular on the Hockey Wilderness and their Podcast, where writes biweekly stories about the NHL and NCAA.

His face looks like this.